If you are like me, whose only frame of reference for all things Italian is “The Godfather, Part II,” “Italian MILFS: Mamma Mia!” is the porn movie for you. With most of the men dead from vendettas and the younger women off in the factories, a few lucky guys get to service a steaming, rustic countryside full of MILFs. It’s almost like their patriotic duty. After all, these milves won’t fuck themselves.
Director: J.F Romagnoli
Starring: Nidyasex, Antonella Del Lago, Nicole, Ars Amandi, Roberta, Valentine Demy
Scene 1: B/G
Take Nidyasex, for example. Like Michael Corleone’s doomed first wife, she cannot handle a motor vehicle. So she must take it to a lounging, brutish mechanic who is at least smart enough to know that it is his lucky day, even as he fucks her in the dust of the street at high noon. It’s like a spaghetti western, except with anal.
Scene 2: B/G
Then Antonella Del Lago wastes no time in fucking the man who is ostensibly selling her a refurbished farmhouse. Is it really a buyer’s market in Italy? Del Lago is ravishing, but there is not enough carpet for me to tell if it matches the drapes of this testarossa.
Scene 3: B/G/G
Denis Marti is sleeping, as one often does in this cradle of Western Civilization, with an erection. For some reason Ars Armandi and her friend, Nicole, think it is an offense against Nature to let him continue thusly, arguing that he would be “so embarrassed if he woke up that way.” So what starts as a little wet dream ends in Marti actively participating. One gets the feeling that he wasn’t asleep at all.
Scene 4: B/G
Roberta is a driven businesswoman who grills the water heater repairman before asking him for a discount on his 200 euro invoice. It is clear that he is an honest laborer who did not pad his bill and, when she sees this, the shrewd negotiator says, “I just thought of another way I could pay you.”
This is my favorite scene. Not only because of Roberta’s juicy breasts, but because I feel water heaters are often taken for granted.
Scene 5: B/G
Finally, Valentina Demy plays a dominatrix who insists on not paying for a food delivery.
There are a couple of things at work in this scene, in addition to Demy’s take-no-prisoners attitude, that are worth noting. First, the food being delivered is a pizza. Do they even have pizza in Italy? Second, she is fucking the pizza delivery man. How many years has it been since that happened in a porn movie?
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