“Hola! Besos!” says Regina Ice. My Spanish isn’t that good, so I missed the fact that she was sending me kisses and instead thought she thought I was Mexican.

“Pesos?” I said. Whatever you need, I’ll get it…

We watch for a while, entranced by Ocean’s rhythmically slapping folds, thinking of the planet Solaris with its sentient ocean (perhaps that’s why she chose her name?), but then need drives us outside.

You can’t have a boner in Barcelona without first looking at the Torre Agbar.

The building, which even its architect said is “phallic,” rises above Barcelona’s financial district and, in the five years since its completion, has been top on the list of Barcelona’s most recognized places.

That is why El Torre takes up a significant place on the cover of this movie. (The tower has a similarly-shaped counterpart in London that locals call “The Gherkin”).

“Barcelona Sex Secrets” was shot over several long days, one of which featured a romp atop a motorcycle with Lucy Belle. The movie’s only actual shot of the Torre Agbar comes when co-star Andrea Moranti, who performs the crowd-pleasing trick of walking around with a towel on his dick, takes a smoke break on the roof with the un-toweled Torre behind him.

Belle demonstrates what a pro she is in this movie, claiming preference for the doggie position (“I think this is best,” she says), but never getting much of a chance to do it in the crowded motorcycle shop. Finally she and Moranti work something out.

It is the final night of the production and director Vendetta is trying to corral a punch-drunk cast who can’t stop laughing. And it’s not a sex scene; it is a dinner party scene.

“Venga!,” says Vendetta (“Come on!”) and the scene finally wraps after several extra interruptions. The actual sex scene was shot earlier in the day, but we get to see it following the dinner scene by virtue of studio magic.

But in real time, outside the Torre Agbar glows blue with frustration.

• Watch “Barcelona Sex Secrets” here

“There are lots of beautiful girls here,” she says, “and I like to relax rather than compete.”

Carina is barefoot and wearing sweatpants, a far cry from the high-heeled and glammed up persona she projects in most of her movies (unless they are filmed on a beach, in which case the heels must come off).

Flying under the radar is how Carina has built up an impressive resume of movies – more than 100 of them, and many for Private – in a porn career that has lasted longer than many of her contemporaries.

Carina got into porn in 2002 when she was 19 and her work has ranged from glamorous Euro-lesbian endeavors to hardcore interracial ho-downs.

“I can’t say which I prefer…” says Carina.

But it’s interesting to watch Carina in a lipstick lesbian movie like “Supercharged High-Speed Sex,” in which she gets down with Liliane Tiger in a Maserati on a helipad, or in “Lesbian Disturbia,” which finds her in a bewigged bondage threesome, and then watch her in a movie like “Beauties in the Tropix,” where she delivers a beach blowjob that is both wholesome and masterful.

She looks so natural in all those scenarios that we asked what her actual preference was.

“If I’m blowing you one day, then that is what my preference is,” Carina says.

Well, what are you doing today?

• See more of Suzie Carina here

Now here’s a treat for all you fresh and young pussies lovers out there. Remember this sweet and innocent Disney chick you were too guilty to lust over because she was underaged? Well, you can now come out from your underground basement because now you can dream of fucking Selena Gomez pussy guilt-free because this adorable young hottie just turned 18! Do I hear a hooray? That’s right. And to celebrate the Disney princess’ birthday, we’ve compiled a bunch of steamy, titillating pictures of Selena Gomez naked and playing with her creamy cunt.

I bet you’re visualizing how awesome it would feel like just laying back with your thick hard cock out while Selena slowly eases her way down to your balls and grinds it to high hell. That’s just the start of this insanely orgasmic ecstasy because you can be sure you’ll be seeing more of Selena Gomez transforming from a shy butterfly to a sex-crazed kinky fuck kitten, soon!